Friday, June 11, 2010

But Your Just Lenny?

So i had a situation pop up in my life that i am no stranger to. I am sitting on my bed with a young lady who is a very good friend of mine. Im playing video games and she is surfing the net. Now we have somewhat of a flirtatious relationship, some touching, rubbing and laying on each other. We have even had a make out session on one occasion. Now supposedly were both in quite the dry spell and have had many the sex conversation, even about sex with each other. How her in lies the hilarity to me, i have openly asked her if she wanted to have sex once while we were laying in bed after she spent the night she said no. So back to the latest situation BED, ROOM, US, TV, ..............TIME, SPACE, OPPORTUNITY. So i bring up the subject again and she says "if you weren't my friend i would just rip your clothes off right here and fuck you. i ask why would us being friends be the reason for us not to sleep together. YOUR JUST LENNY is what she says, but in reality.............Drum roll please..................... Her Heart is still attached to her Vagina! she has never had sex with someone and not ended up falling for them. Now me being the bastard that i am i tell her she will grow out of it like the rest of us do. so she refers to a character on grays anatomy who is the same way and has been all her life. i say "thats just a tv character". She says "well thats the way i am and i plan on staying that way". so that was the end of that conversation

all i can say is REALLY?

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